The Only Projection That Matters: Ace of Spades HQ Calls the Election

Congratulations, Re-Elected President Bush!

137,000 ahead in Ohio with 97% in. That's quite enough for me.

Let's say it together: John Kerry couldn't get elected warden in monkey-prison with a wheelbarrow full of bananas and a lenient policy on flinging feces.

A little revealing Kim Richards past the jump. Be warned: it's not completely work safe. Or spouse-safe. No nudity, but not the kind of picture you want your wife or boss seeing, unless your wife or boss is pretty damn cool.

To the victors goes the Kim Richards.

Nice going on everyone. I guess most of you really did vote.

Everyone give each other a pat on the back for our own little part in this victory.

Thanks to Sharkman for the pic.

EDITED: I originally made some less-than-charitable remarks about we conservatives having to carry Bush on our backs. I was just trying to be humorous. But let's leave that aside for now, to concentrate on celebrating.

And gloating.

Definitely gloating.

posted by Ace at 02:45 AM

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