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March 28, 2010

Ummm, hey look, a squirrel!

Well, maybe not a squirrel in absolute zoological terms, but a fresh post at least.

Bad things of note:

The Obama double dip recession is still on schedule for delivery in the next month or so.

Good things of note:

Obama has yet to find a way to wreck the laws physics, particularly gravity, so we can expect our chairs to stay on the floor and computers to remain on desks at least for a while.

In spite of all the crashes and wild swings of economic indicators, Chemists will be pleased to learn properties of the elements in Periodic Table have remained remarkably stable and resilient in the face of all this uncertainty.

If the Period Table can hold fast, so can we. We will prevail.

All indicators are that pitch fork and tar futures will be spiking sharply Monday morning. Place your bets now.


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