Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!





Recent Entries
Climate "Scientist" Who Developed Gaia Theory: We're Gonna Have To Put Democracy "On Hold" To Save the Planet | Main | Iraq De-Baathification Commission Moves to Strike Three Winning Candidates from Allawi's Coalition, Erasing Allawi's Slim Lead Over Maliki
March 29, 2010

RETRACTED: "HELP--COLD:" Global Warming Activist Freezes to Death in Antarctica

Whoops: The source appears to be a parody site, not a news site.

God looks out for drunks and fools, but not, apparently, retards.

Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

"I couldn't believe what I was seeing", recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. "There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, 'HELP-COLD'".

One friend of Prof. Schneider told ecoEnquirer that he had been planning a trip to an ice sheet to film the devastation brought on by global warming.

Guess he got what he came for, in a way.

Whoops: The source appears to be a parody site, not a news site.


digg this
posted by Ace at 04:04 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Pyrocles: "My God, the Left is ridiculously stupid. Stop the ..."

Cato the Rebel Without a Party: "Think I'll go nuke up some dinner while it's slow. ..."

Tortuga: "State Department mendacity and cover-up of mendaci ..."

Golfman - We Have No Hill: "Bout time for teh Vic! If we get a Morning ..."

Cato the Rebel Without a Party: "Occasionally actually have to work. They expect m ..."

GnuBreed, thunderfucked by the GOPe: "Dr. McCoy, would you give us your opinion of this ..."

Patrick Strei: "372 "The shirt lifting Julie Boy hacks at Politic ..."

GnuBreed, thunderfucked by the GOPe: "Wow. I haven't had a dawn insertion since the 90s. ..."

GnuBreed, thunderfucked by the GOPe: "486 >> Here is "Then Came the Last Days of M ..."

FOAF: "If Hillary implodes the Democrat candidate will be ..."

Old American Privileged Taxpayer: "Wow. I haven't had a dawn insertion since the 90s ..."

Vic[/i]: " ..."

Recent Entries
Search


MuNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat
Archives
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64