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March 29, 2010

RETRACTED: "HELP--COLD:" Global Warming Activist Freezes to Death in Antarctica

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God looks out for drunks and fools, but not, apparently, retards.

Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

"I couldn't believe what I was seeing", recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. "There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, 'HELP-COLD'".

One friend of Prof. Schneider told ecoEnquirer that he had been planning a trip to an ice sheet to film the devastation brought on by global warming.

Guess he got what he came for, in a way.

Whoops: The source appears to be a parody site, not a news site.


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