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March 08, 2010

Eric Massa: Rahm Emanuel Fingered Me In the Shower!

Well, he did say that, sort of.

Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in a shower: "I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me."

Audio here.

Via corporate shill Hot Air (joking... jealous), this guy gives you the skinny on those allegations of Massa's gross misconduct in the Navy.

Yeah, according to these accounts, he was sticking his hands down the shorts of fellow shipmates and mounting them while they slept, without so much as a "by your leave."

He says he didn't report on this three years ago (despite being, it seems, a conservative) because the accusers wouldn't go on the record and he felt squeamish about destroying Massa and his family.

Beck, by the way, is talking about this now, and is playing along with Massa's claim that all he did was "tell a dirty joke." I don't know if this is his real, incredibly naive belief, or if he's greasing the source for tomorrow's interview and fishing in troubled waters.

I hope it's the latter. If he really believes that Massa just told a dirty joke... Well. He's willing to believe anything, then, isn't he?

If he's just playing along -- terrific. We can use this pervert.

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