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March 09, 2010

Massa on Beck

Massa says his alleged groping consisted of "tickling him until he couldn't breathe."

Okay, Beck is now challenging Massa on his story -- so he has either called an audible, or always intended to blindside him, but hid that from him so he'd come on the air.

Now Massa's Giving Us Civics Lessons: He's instructing Beck to stop calling fellow Americans "names," like "socialists."

I have a feeling Beck is about to jump ugly on him.

This guy has not provided any evidence or even specifics about corruption, and mostly just spun his decade-long dick-spree as "tickling" or some holistic form of cancer treatment.

Nope: Beck just re-asks the old questions and allows Massa to say there was nothing sexual in his group tickling activities, or "tickle-bangs."

Oh, there's some "banter" in text messages.

Apologizing to the American People: Beck is now apologizing to his audience for wasting their time, rebuking the evasive, shifty deranged pervert Massa for spending an hour saying nothing except "It's a Naval tradition to have tickle parties" and Rahm hurt his feelings very, very much.

You Know... Beck could have improved his credibility -- and provided entertaining TV -- if he had switched midway through to a hostile interrogation of Massa, instead of allowing him to blather vaguely that he made some "mistakes" which he takes ownership of but which also weren't really mistakes, it's just that people took his tickle-parties the wrong way.

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