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May 29, 2012

Cannibal Face-Eater May Have Been On New Form of LSD Called "Bath Salts"

Pardon me if this was already covered.

A naked man is shot by Miami Police while eating another naked man’s face on the MacArthur Causeway.
As the story quickly went viral across the Internet, some have likened the attack to one by a zombie. Details of the unthinkable attack included police reporting that when they ordered the cannibal to stop, he looked up with blood on his face and growled at officers.

One cop warned drug-dealers that murder charges could be brought against anyone supplying a drug found to cause a homicide.

I don't know what to say about this, except to express my belief that we are well and truly doomed.

posted by Ace at 03:54 PM

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