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~~Fappy Hriday.~~ I mean, Happy Friday, at long freakin' last.

In case you missed this little meme, the Tumblr "Hey Girl, It's Paul Ryan" has been getting laughs and winning plaudits for a while now. Yesterday, Nancy Pelosi decided she'd just couldn't take it anymore and submitted her own "joke" versions to members of the D.C. press. Pelosi's attempt at mockery was so lame that not a single member of the press wrote about it or even mentioned it.

Fortunately, my pal Emily Zanotti, one of the folks actually behind "Hey Girl, It's Paul Ryan," was included on Pelosi's distribution list. And Emily is more than happy to show ya'll what a world-class FAIL Pelosi is at humor.

Bonus Friday music video:

posted by Gabriel Malor at 06:54 AM

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