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Happy Wednesday.

Not much news from me this morning. Actually no news, just three stories that caught my eye.

First, an article on tattooed congressmen. Includes the observation that not many are willing to talk about their tattoos.

Second, the wiseass over at Film Drunk did the math on Miley Cyrus' latest big-screen flop.

LOL‘s per-screen average was $440. Divide that by $11, which is about your average ticket price, and it comes out to 40 people per theater who saw LOL this weekend. The closest theater to me showing LOL had five showings per day. Multiply that by three days, fifteen showings, and that’s 40 people into 15 screenings, meaning, if my math serves (and I fully acknowledge that it might not), that the average screening of LOL had LESS THAN THREE VIEWERS (2.667).


Third, Romney shoots down the silly rumor, possibly started by Hermain Cain, that he's going to have a "unity tour" with his former rivals for the GOP nomination.

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