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June 30, 2009

Mark Sanford: In Order to Oppose President Obama's Runaway Spending, I Have to Share With You the Details of My Tragic Love Story With My Soulmate, Who By the Way I Call "Pineapple-Head" Because She's So Sweet

The other day I asked if it was better if a philanderer was of the Bill Clinton use 'em and lose 'em variety, or the kind of guy to fall head over heels in love in the full maturity of middle-to-late adulthood.

I have my answer now.

Oh: He didn't really call her Pineapple-Head. I was trying to be hyperbolic. But it's hard to do so clearly, because he's saying crap that kind of walks up this line anyway.


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