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June 19, 2009

Sheriff Joe's Guarantee

Everyone keeps mentioning this, a prophecy from a brain-damaged man. (See The Dead Zone. You need some mild brain damage to activate really kickass powers of psychic precognition.)

So, here it is. Just like Broadway Joe's guarantee of a Super Bowl win.

To be nitpicky, he's talking about a "generated" crisis, by which this drooling imbecile means "concocted" or "contrived" in order to test Obama.

The Iranian crisis is neither. Actually, it's not so much a crisis to test Obama as a golden opportunity for him, but he is, of course, squandering that opportunity.

So Biden's prophecy really applies to the North Korean provocations, which, let me check, Obama is also failing on.


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