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Overnight Open ThreadWelcome to the ONT party at the weekend's end. Ultimate Survival Tool: The Crovel It slices, it dices, it digs, hacks and even grapples. The Crovel, short for Crowbar Shovel, is the must have tool for survival in most any situation. It’s a spade, machete, saw, crowbar, hammer, and can also be used as a grappling hook, basically an amazing wonder-tool for extreme conditions. Guaranteed to make surviving the zombie apocalypse a whole lot easier.Now if only it had an integrated single-shot shotgun, a flask, a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time it'd be perfect. The #OWSers Get Themselves Some Cheerleaders As a palate cleanser I offer these Ukrainian cheerleaders: The 1600 Phrases You're Not Allowed to Text in Pakistan Words on the list, which has been floating around on Twitter, run the gamut from "barf" to "Jesus Christ" to "back door" to "do me." The 7 Dumbest Things Students Do When Cramming for Exams The most common post-exam complaint is, "Why didn't the lectures just teach us how to do the exam?" For the same reason sex isn't just wetting a condom and throwing it in the toilet. Your professors are actually trying to teach you the subject. Exams aren't the point of education. They're the flaccid little appendix we still sort of need to test if people have been turning up. Exams used to be walking into a room with all the smart people and just talking to them until they decided whether you were a dumbass or not. We suspect most students don't want to go back to that. Best Items for Bartering: Whiskey and Bullets They have the benefit of being in constant demand, not going bad and being fairly valuable per pound. Sure gold has a higher value density but the problem with Au is that unless you have very small pieces, it's hard to get change for it. So as a practical matter a fifth and a case of 30'06 are much easier to make trades with. Hipster's Despair: Pabst Blue Ribbon Sells for $44 in China Served in a fancy-looking bottle, “Pabst Blue Ribbon 1844″ apparently has a much hoppier flavor than traditional PBR, making it more Pabst Blue Ribbon in name only. Flowchart: Am I Having Sex? Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings Top 10 sockpuppeteers: The group. Yeah. Tonight's post brought to you by concert gear: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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