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November 15, 2011

Obama: America Has Gotten "Lazy," "Soft," and Lacking In "Hunger," So That's Why I Spent Three Years Massively Expanding The Free-Money Sloth-Breeding Welfare State, And Penalizing Industry and Ambition

Wait, what?

The beatings will continue until morale improves, or the country simply implodes. Whichever.

We have a lazy and incompetent government. The belief that piles of taxpayer money can solve any problem, by purchasing a first-class bureaucracy to generate a blizzard of official paperwork, is inherently lazy. The childish belief that America is pockmarked with problems only government can address, and only spending from Washington counts as “caring” about an issue, is the laziest belief a person could possibly have. Supplication is easy: just open your mouth and wait for it to be filled.

Obamanomics is based on the ironclad belief that government knows best, and has a sacred responsibility to strike down incorrect judgments from the free market. Of course someone who thinks that way won’t be much of a “cheerleader” for the economic liberty his hapless people cannot be entrusted with. On the other hand, someone who holds the health opposite of Obama’s beliefs can’t help but have stars in their eyes when they look upon their marvelous nation.

It will be great to shove Obama and his government out of the way next year, and teach him just how wrong he is about the United States of America.

Everyone knows that a populace gets lean and steely-hard when all of their troubles are taken care of by a Big Daddy when they don't work, and when Big Daddy takes their stuff when they do. I mean, that's just Economics 101.

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Get your work on, slackers.

In related economic news, the economy slopes gently away to the right with some tricky hills just before the cup as you approach from the left.


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