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Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me
Of course, turnabout is fair play. There is a Top 10 Reasons Why Women Prefer Guns Over Men at the same link above.
8. A gun never complains about the fit of its holster.
Carrie Fisher?
Oh. My. God. What the hell has happened to Carrie Fisher. At least, I think that's her. It could be Mickey Rourke with boobs for all I know. I think I'll blame Chris Dodd for doing this to her. Anyway, she gives a video retort to William Shatner's video about why Star Wars beats Star Trek.
Famous Disappearances
Here are 7 Of The Most Famous Disappearances. Some of them were obvious to me but for the life of me, could not recall the story of Bison Dele and that only happened in 2002. Must've been because I was livin' in Europe at that time. Or the booze. Or both.
Banned In Pakistan
Like this is gonna do anything but the Pakistani Government Is Banning The Word 'Breast'. No word on whether boobeh is still safe. They also banned Athlete's Foot and 'Monkey Crotch'. No idea what the hell that means. Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of Monkey Crotch.
A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.
Maybe if they banned goats, monkey crotch would go away.
Nuclear Blast Survival Checker
Do you ever wonder if where you live could survive a nuclear blast? Well, lucky for you, here's a handy link that will help you figure that one out. Would I Survive A Nuclear Blast? Pretty simple to use. Just put in your location and select bomb size and you'll get your answer. Personally, I think I'm more worried about an EMP. Or SCOAMF.
Uggs
"#GuyCode man shall never wear uggs" -@officiallprince
Sorry Tom Brady. It's against the Guy Code.
Mudder's Milk
So, should Mudder's Milk become an additional AoS HQ Lifestyle approved beverage for the ONT? Here's the ingredients:
1 litre (1 quart) soy milk, plain
360ml (12 oz) stout such as Guinness, or other dark, full bodied beer
64g (1/2 cup) wheat germ
112g (1/2 cup) brewers yeast
180ml (6 oz) grain alcohol or vodka to taste
Mix the soy milk, stout beer, wheat germ and brewers yeast in a 2 litre/quart pitcher, stirring well. Chill before serving. Now, either add the grain alcohol to the whole batch to achieve the 15% alcohol that Jayne mentions or mix the "milk" with vodka to taste. Serve in rustic pottery mugs and get ready to sing "The Hero of Canton"!
Guilty Dog
It is funny that dog's have a crappy poker face when they're caught having done something they shouldn't have. Of course, in this case, I think the owner did it. The bite marks didn't match either dog. Where is CSI: Miami's Horatio when you need him?
I think I'm gonna have to start going to these conventions. Here is Belle Chere's Eye-Popping Cosplay Costumes. She did a real good job on the Kerrigan character from Starcraft.