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November 08, 2011

Medical Risk You Didn't Even Realized You Had To Be Afraid Of: Butch Rugby Player Has Stroke, Turns Into a Gay Hairdresser

Okay, I had been planning to have a stroke, but now I have more questions about it.

Chris Birch, 26, had proposed to his girlfriend and worked in a bank when he suffered a freak accident in the gym.

The rugby-loving Welshman was trying to impress his friends with a back flip but broke his neck and suffered a stroke.

He was taken to the Royal Gwent hospital where his girlfriend and family waited for news - but said: 'I was gay when I woke up and I still am.'

His friends were stunned by the dramatic changes to his personality, especially his change in sexuality.

Chris said: 'It sounds strange but when I came round I immediately felt different.

'I wasn't interested in women any more. I was definitely gay.

'I had never been attracted to a man before - I'd never even had any gay friends. But I didn't care about who I was before, I had to be true to my feelings.'

Here's what I find suspicious about this "story:" That picture was taken before the stroke.

Um, wait, it wasn't? Okay, I guess maybe it's possibly real then.

In related news, Chris says Herman Cain fingered his tushie.


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