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November 07, 2011

Late-Night Comics Still Not Finding Anything Funny About Princess Precious

Few Obama jokes at all. Lots of jokes about GOP candidates, naturally.

There are two good ones here.

NBC “Late Night” host Jimmy Fallon joked about an interview in which Mr. Perry “criticized Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on the issues.” In response, “Romney said that Perry has no idea what he’s talking about. Then he added, ‘But he does know what he’s talking about.’ “

And from the Funny Because It's True department:

“How about I start tonight with good news,” offered TBS host Conan O'Brien in a recent monologue. “KFC has just introduced the new Cheesy Bacon Bowl, which is filled with mashed potatoes, cheese, gravy, chicken and bacon.” The Cheesy Bacon Bowl, he went on, is “now the Republican front-runner for President.”

The Cheesy Bacon Bowl For President

No paper trail. No experience. No vegetables.


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