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November 13, 2011
Porn Studio Prepares for Pornopocalypse [Truman North]
Yes, we apparently have all of our other problems solved.
“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”
If you love your family like I love mine, you'll be sure to invest in this critical venture. For posterity.
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