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Overnight Open ThreadSo where can you enjoy the AoSHQ lifestyle at least pr0n-wise? ![]() Surprisingly the Americas seem to be just fine with porn along with Europe except for Iceland, the Ukraine, and Latvia(?) where it seems to be banned. Of course when you have weird porn laws, you tend to get weird porn. Which may explain why Japan has tentacle and rape pron but no pubic hair and Australia requires porn actresses to have B-cups or better. And which US states are the porniest? ![]() Well let's just say that Utah and Mississippi really love their online smut. Of course as a commenter pointed out these states also tend to have the least amount of brick-and-mortar porn shops so I guess this is just the invisible porn hand at work. The Return of Duck-and-Cover Well, a terrorist bomb will likely be a surface-burst (or in a port, a water-burst if it’s smuggled on a ship, a plausible scenario) which will reduce the fire-setting role of the flash. But, yeah, if you read the report (and I skimmed it last night) they seem to be thinking mostly about NY or DC. Note, too, that sheltering for even a few hours can make a big difference. Following the old “rule of 7″ the radiation is 1/10 its peak 7 hours later. (And 1/10 again — that is 1/100 at 7 x 7 hours — two days, basically). Also, of course, sometimes you’re just screwed, which is why nuclear attacks on one’s town are to be avoided if at all possible. ![]() As a kid I remember sending off for a bunch of free stuff from the government and one of things they sent me was a how-to-survive-a-nuclear-attack manual from FEMA like this one. As I recall it actually had a lot of useful, practical information that would still be good to know in the event of a dirty bomb attack today. Sadly most of this information is not taught anymore since we're supposedly in a 'post-nuclear war' world. Fine Kennedy Manners From Paul Bedard: “When Patrick was 10 years old, he related, his father, the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, called Pelosi and explained that Patrick and some of his friends were going to be in San Francisco, and could they stay with her? Of course was the answer, so the younger Kennedy and 35 of his friends descended upon the Pelosi home — and went wild. They had water fights in Pelosi’s tony abode, amid expensive paintings and other finery.” ![]() Queen of the Deadbeats The saga actually began back in 1978, when the property was originally purchased by Paul Campbell, a pharmacist in Okeechobee, Florida. He took out a $68,000 mortgage to finance the purchase. Mr. Campbell married Patsy in 1980 and died later that year of emphysema. Five years later, Mrs. Campbell stopped making payments on the house after (she says) an illness caused her to lose income and fall behind on her bills.So if you don't mind making fighting foreclosure your full-time job, then you too can get a free house. So What Was Happening Back in December 1980? Ron Jeremy Made a Super Mario Brothers Porn? ![]() If The Internet Had Existed Years Ago ![]() Dog To Get A Sex Change ![]() Demon of Darkness To Swallow Moon Goddess Tonight ![]() The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank. Tonight's post brought to you by weekends in Vegas: ![]() Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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