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December 22, 2010

Out: Californian Fiscal Sanity; In: Californian Vaginal Steam Baths

It's a Korean practice. You know, anything that has any connection to the Far East is science as far as New Agey women are concerned.

Pungent steam rises from a boiling pot of a mugwort tea blended with wormwood and a variety of other herbs. Above it sits a nude woman on an open-seated stool, partaking in a centuries-old Korean remedy that is gaining a toehold in the West.

This is the first time this sentence was ever written:

At Daengki Spa in Koreatown, a 45-minute Vaginal Herbal Therapy treatment can be had for $20 a squat.

I changed "V" to "Vaginal" to really push how absurd this sentence is.

I just opened my own clinic in Newport Beach for dudes. Basically, we're going to charge $70 for treating dudes' junk with eucalyptus leaves and Binaca.

Bye-bye blog traffic, hello, easy street! Whoo-hoo! The recession just ended for me! So long, suckers!



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