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December 21, 2010

Christmas Tree Wars, More Literal This Time

'Tis the season for gay subversion, and I mean gay in the fa-la-la song way.

That links to a short post noting that recently Christmas trees have been used as propaganda weapons against two odious regimes, North Korea and the FARC narco-terrorists of Columbia.

Here's the Columbia article:

Special forces infiltrated the remote Macarena mountain range to dress a 25m (82ft) high tree with 2,000 lights.

Movement sensors will make the tree light up when guerrillas approach.

The army says it will put up trees in nine other rebel-held zones to spread the message that Christmas is a good time to abandon armed struggle.

"Operation Christmas," the covert mission was called, carried out by special forces in Blackhawk helicopters, thereby virtually requiring it be made into a Christian-conservative-studio's film, almost certainly starring Kirk Cameron as Captain Eduardo "Capitan Kringle" Rojas.

No but seriously, I'd see the film, even with Kirk Cameron.

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