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Gnarl-Faced Sea-Cow and Waddling Dick-Kryptonite Bette Midler: Ha Ha, That Foreign Born Woman Can't Speak English
At least she knows how to sa "Just a salad," Bette.
Actress Bette Midler faced intense backlash for mocking First Lady Melania Trump's accent.
Bette Midler's accent is Old Lardish.
...
"Oh, God. She still can't speak English," Midler tweeted during the speech.
Bette Midler's native language is Yeast Infection.
She wrote in another tweet "#beBest is back! A UGE bore! She can speak several words in a few languages. Get that illegal alien off the stage!"
Bette Midler knows how to say the words "Super Size It" in five languages.
Out: Beaches
In: Beached
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"Xenophobe who speaks one language mocks immigrant who can speak five," radio host Dana Loesch reacted.
"The party of diversity mocks an American for her accent..." actor James Woods tweeted.
"Called it. The same people who call Trump a racist," conservative podcast host Allie Beth Stuckey wrote.
"Who knew xenophobia was the wind beneath your wings!" Fox Business host Kennedy quipped.
Those are some snapbacks, but here's the most honest one: Bette Midler is a stupid, nasty, egg-with-legs and decrepit old whore who smells like turned chopped meat.
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