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Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/7/24) Love Is Blind Cafe Trump in Butler, PA: "As I Was Saying..." A CBS "News" Reporter Asked Black Supremacist Ta-Nehesi Coates Why His Book Blaming Israel For the Terrorist Attack of 10/7 Failed to Even Mention Hamas or Hezballah; Pressured by Woke Left, CBS Apologizes for Daring to Question Him Woke $200+ Million Joker Sequel Brings In a "Tragic" $37.8 Million in Opening Weekend Disaster James Varney: FEMA is Hoarding Billions of Dollars in Disaster Relief Money In the Wake of Helene, with the Harris-Biden FEMA Missing in Action, Ron DeSantis Refuses to Take Kamala Harris' Phot-Op Phone Call Major "A-List" Celebrity Horrified That Videotape of Him at P-Diddy's Sex Party Will Leak Open Thread Absent Friends
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"Tantra isn't about a sex technique. Tantra is about how you relate to your own body, how you relate to life, and how you dance with it. As funny as it sounds, I am tantra."Sasha Cobra
Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself. H. L. Mencken Quote III Except we cons will say whatever we want about her, including but not limited to providing commentary on her cheesy debut into the world of politics. And pointing out her history is not just mean. Her history is indicative of her pattern of behavior, and when the purported president is one broken hip away from 25th Amendmentville, everything about her matters. Kurt Schlichter
“Get those guns, run in that room, see what’s in there, find out what is being hidden in your house, take it out and turn it in,” Philadelphia City Councilmember Cindy Bass
Four cities in Indiana are suing Netflix and other video companies, claiming that online video providers and satellite-TV operators should have to pay the same franchise fees that cable companies pay for using local rights of way.
EXCLUSIVE: Paramount Pictures has set a remake of the classic John Hughes 1987 road trip comedy Planes, Trains & Automobiles as a star vehicle for Will Smith and Kevin Hart. Hart’s Hartbeat Productions and Smith’s Westbrook Studios will produce. In her feature debut, Aeysha Carr will write the script. Her TV credits include Brooklyn 99 and the upcoming Hulu series Woke. I can hardly wait........................
Stanford University will remove admissions test requirements for the upcoming school year in response to COVID-19.
Update (17:47ET): CNN's Jon Passantino quoted California's top electricity manger as saying upwards of "3.3 million California households could lose power during rolling blackouts later today amid a record-setting heatwave." Nothing that 4-5 nuclear power plants couldn't cure. Just spit ballin' here.
A bald eagle beat the crap out of a government drone mapping the shoreline of Lake Michigan, ripping off its propeller and sending it plunging to the lake’s bottom, according to the Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy.
Nearly 10% of rejected mail-in ballots in Michigan primary were because ‘the voter was dead’
On the bright side, They haven't entirely destroyed this movie. Blazing Saddles Will Now Air Online With Disclaimer About Racism & Social Context
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Special team's player? Nah just another Genius Award Winner. NFL teams are always strict about not allowing unauthorized visitors into training camp, but this year especially so. As Seattle’s Kemah Siverand found out the hard way.
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Daily Tech News 8 October 2024
Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/7/24) Love Is Blind Cafe Trump in Butler, PA: "As I Was Saying..." A CBS "News" Reporter Asked Black Supremacist Ta-Nehesi Coates Why His Book Blaming Israel For the Terrorist Attack of 10/7 Failed to Even Mention Hamas or Hezballah; Pressured by Woke Left, CBS Apologizes for Daring to Question Him Woke $200+ Million Joker Sequel Brings In a "Tragic" $37.8 Million in Opening Weekend Disaster James Varney: FEMA is Hoarding Billions of Dollars in Disaster Relief Money In the Wake of Helene, with the Harris-Biden FEMA Missing in Action, Ron DeSantis Refuses to Take Kamala Harris' Phot-Op Phone Call Major "A-List" Celebrity Horrified That Videotape of Him at P-Diddy's Sex Party Will Leak Open Thread Search
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