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August 20, 2020

Final DNC Night: Joe Biden Gives a Pre-Recorded Speech That They'll Pretend is Live

You don't really expect Sundown Joe to take a chance that his brain medicine will fail him at a crucial moment, do you?

The media should have guaranteed this was live and therefore news (prerecorded advertisements are not "news") by requiring him to start off with some codeword they give to him minutes before his speech.

But they wouldn't want to do that -- they're in on the con of pretending this obviously senile man isn't demented.

So, enjoy the speech that Joe Biden has actually already recorded, which will be broadcast shortly before the nightly news.



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