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August 20, 2020

The BLM "Security" Punk Who Kicked the Good Samaritan In the Face Begs for Money on Snapchat as Police Hunt for Him

He fled -- which was easy for him, because Portland police didn't bother looking for him until 4chan ID'd him and his name was all over social media -- and police are now searching for him.

Allegedly. Who knows if they'll bother to arrest someone caught on videotape committing attempted murder.

So he's on snapchat, whining that all he did was "fight" a "racist," and begging for money.

Portland protester with long rap sheet who is on the run from cops after kicking unconscious a truck driver BEGS people on social media to give him money in case he gets jailed

Police are searching for 25-year-old Marquise Love, known by friends as 'Keese Love', for his apparent involvement in a vicious attack in Portland on Sunday

Love has allegedly been looking for money on Snapchat as he remains on the run
'[all] I did was fight him look it up on twitter,' he claims, calling his victim a 'racist'


The incident took place shortly before 10:30pm Sunday blocks from a Black Lives Matter demonstration

Since fleeing the scene, Love has been posting messages on Snapchat, according to The Sun.


'Might go to jail for murder tonight for a racist when all I did was fight him look it up on twitter put money on my books and come see me,' he allegedly sent from his account, alongside a selfie.

'On the books' is a reference to money held for inmates for the prison commissary.

Oh, he already knows the lingo. What a surprise that has totally surprised me.

The Portland Police Bureau say they have left Love, a recently fired security guard, a number of messages, urging him to hand himself in, but have so far received no response. They say they have a probable cause for his arrest.

He has a lengthy criminal record which includes charges for domestic assault, interfering with public transport, driving without a license, domestic harassment and guns charges.

So many surprises. My expectations have been totally subverted. I feel like I just discovered that I'm a robot imposter of myself whose code was written by Rian Johnson.

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