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July 14, 2005

Oh, Just Replace the MPAA With CAIR Already

...and scrap the ratings system in favor of one that simply deems a movie either "OKTM" (Okay to Muslims) or "JNGM" (Just Not Gettin' Made.)

No movies, ever, about Islamicist terrorist villains.

But $500,000+, and a brave, Oscar (TM) bait potrayal by Johnny Depp, for an Islamicist terrorist hero.

Well, an ex-terrorist. He trained as a terrorist, met his hero Osama bin Ladin, and currently, apparently, isn't a terrorist anymore. And he'll be paid a half-mil should Paramount make his story into a feature.

Variety notes that β€œ[the envisioned screenplay] appears it will follow the storyline that makes him look best....”

What a shock. Can't spend a half-mil on the rights to a terrorist's life-story and then make a downer, judgmental movie about him. Have to really justify his mindset and add "context" to his deicision to train as a mass-murderer.

Both found at The Corner.



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