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July 14, 2005

Be The First Kid On Your Block To Own Your Own Mecha!

Starting bid $40,000; shipping's a steal at only $6,000.

Video of the mech in action.


Chassis Type: X (Anthromorphic\Humanoid)
Approx Dimensions: H 18' x W 8.5'
Weight: 3000 lbs ( 1.5 tons )
Power\Drive: 18hp Briggs and Stratton \ Hydraulic Cylinders

A few Features of the NMX04-1A:

12 volt electrical system
Key start ignition
Lighting system
3000psi hydraulic system.
40pts of possible movement.
Clamp styled hands with optional locks for full on crushing or just gentle clasping as full ram extension.
Weight stabilizers.
Removable foot plates for increased traction.
2 x Flame Throwers, one on each arm. [!!!]

No extendable/retractable buzz-saws?

Get these men funding, posthaste:

Future Neo-Mecha created by Neogentronyx will be used for everything from fighting forest fires far too hot and unsafe for a human, riot control, construction, maintenance, handling hazardous waste and navigating hostile environments, modern day warfare, to the entertainment industry where Neo-Mecha will do battle in an arena setting with different types of chassis being pitted against one another in combat sparring.

Well, just in time for middle age: I have no officially lost all interest in sex. From now on, it's mecha, and only mecha.

Take care, penis. We never really got on all that well, and I'm sure you'll make new friends at the Happy Gardens retirement home in Ocala, Florida.

Thanks to John.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK, unless you work in a really cool office: Okay, my sex drive is back. I don't know what I was thinking with all that "mecha" nonsense.

Thanks even more to Steve.

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