De Children of De Night Cafe

Family attempts to load their alpaca into a taxi in Peruvia (a little known country first documented by race-hustler imbecile Touré) and the taxi driver is actually fine with it. Not his first alpaca rodeo.

Michael Jackson as a playable character in Super Mario Bros. This is such a stupid but cash-grabby idea I'm kinda shocked that it isn't real.

This dog doesn't believe the accusations against MJ.

Surfing a big, big wave.

Cute puppers upstage each other. BTW, I only figured out recently that "upstage" has a very literal meaning -- when you step in front another performer to block them from the audience and appear bigger to the audience yourself, you're literally "up-staging" them, moving "up" on the stage to the front. Neat.

Baby goat is the last one out because he's got the littlest legs.

What these animal-serenaders don't want you to know is that just off-screen they have an entire bag overflowing with bananas.

A dog wishes his stuffed-puppy toy was a real puppy. (I can't stand behind that. I really don't know what this dog's mental state was.)

Gorilla wants to do gymnastics.

A story as old as time.

Rodeo girl goes HAM.

Finally there's a toy expensive enough that a cat will deign to play with it.

Cats want to "help" you sweep up their mess.

A kitten has found a way to play with your expensive furniture.

Cats will also play with your refrigerator. If it's expensive and it's Not a cat toy, they want to f*** with it.

Dog doesn't understand what a wedding is but she's very excited to be there.

Good boy is a big burden.

Happy dog.

Clapping for dogs as they arrive at doggy daycare.

posted by Ace at 07:50 PM

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