Some Wiseacres (and Also Wisenheimers) Think It's Funny to Throw Dildos on to the Courts During WNBA Games

I missed this story but it's okay because the Dildo Tossing is still happening.

It's the New Holocaust (TM).

ole @cdeegz8

Ranking of who brings the most viewers to the WNBA:

1. Caitlin Clark
2. Green dildo

Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport

BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game in an attempt to crack down on dildo throwers.

Well, there's absolutely no way to smuggle a dildo into a building if you ban bags. Where else could someone hide a dildo?

Speaking of intrasex female competition, some "conservative" influencers, none of whom I've ever heard of except for the female troll Just Pearly Things, are thoroughly embarassing themselves on twitter.

Apparently one woman named "Sarah Stock" tweeted a picture of her engagement ring. An "influencer" named Emily Saves America mocked her for how small the ring was, and another "influencer" named Morgan came in to say that Emily is a "hoe" who "gives it away for free," so she should "sit this one out."

It devolved from there.

The bird hands are flapping vigorously.

Social media is toxic for everyone but it has especially REKT women. It just seems to command people to reveal their worst, trashiest selves.

posted by Ace at 05:40 PM

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