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May 20, 2026

Thomas Massie Has No Constituency and Leaves No Legacy

In the last weeks of his doomed campaign, Tom Massie made explicit what he had previously been coy about: He was a full-blown Nazi.

He invited open Hitler fans and Holocaust deniers on to the campaign trail with him, and into his home:

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He also pulled off the mask and revealed he was a man of the left all along. Dana Loesch tried to book him on the show. His press fag said "No," flatly, with no explanation.

But he did make time to appear as a guest on the podcast of Noted Conservative Pundits Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian.

When he spoke to his Nazi supporters after his loss, he made his antisemitism clearer still, stating that he would have come out sooner, but it took time to locate his opponent "in Tel Aviv."

He then debuted his upcoming podcast by accusing the Jews of having "bought" his seat out from under him.

Note that Massie spent just as much money as his opponent, and that most of Massie's money came from out of state donors or out of country donors. Many of his donors were leftwingers in California, and many of them are pro-Hamas Muslims.

But but but Muh AIPAC. America First or whatever.

He also claimed he had conducted himself "with honor" and had not thrown a "single foul ball," which... doesn't make sense. You can throw a strike and you can throw a ball but you can't throw a foul ball. You hit a foul ball.

So he's a Gay Nerd Who Doesn't Watch Baseball, too.

Really? Not a single foul ball?


Jordan Schachtel
@JordanSchachtel

14h

Don't forget that Massie pulled a last gasp fraud play to try to trick voters into thinking that Trump endorsed him for reelection. When the pressure was on, he showed what kind of person that he's become. What an ugly way to go out.

A few accounts reminded me that Massie was a jock-sniffer for liberal California Speaker Kevin McCarthy -- along with MTG, of course -- and seemed to have spiraled after his Fren got booted out of power, determined to avenge him against the entire Republican Party.

What a prickly, fussy, hyper-emotional "man."

After Massie further accused SEAL hero Ed Gallrein of being an ISRAELI ASSET -- does anyone remember the RUSSIAN AGENT hoax? -- Gallrein had enough and blasted him.



Overton
@overton_news


Trump-backed Ed Gallrein just unloaded on Rep. Thomas Massie after his win.

He said Massie wasn't voting against Trump -- he was voting against the very people who elected him.

GALLREIN: "Simply put, what we'd say in Kentucky because I'm pretty plain spoken, is he went to Washington, he burned every bridge, he burned a bridge factory and ran off everybody that would build a bridge to the conservative Republicans."

"Again, the left-wing Democrats, the radical Democrats loved him."

"His votes against our party and our nation go farther back."

"I want to add one thing, Sean, for you and the viewers, and our conservative Republican friends out there..."

"Remember, it wasn't just President Trump. President Trump won nearly 78 million votes in the presidential race. The most ever for a Republican president."

"He won 31 states, including the swing states and also 312 electoral votes."

"And here in this district, President Trump won by 85%."

"He stood against us! But he liked to single out President Trump."

"All that to say it's a new day, these people deserve better and I'm going to give it to them."

He had a positive message as well. And he didn't even thank Bibi Netanyahu or the Mossad a single time.

Ed Gallrein @EdGallrein

1h
As I reflect on yesterday's victory, I want to begin by thanking President Donald J. Trump for his support, confidence, and unwavering commitment to fighting for our country and the America First movement.

I am deeply humbled and honored by the trust the people of Kentucky have placed in me. This victory belongs to the hardworking patriots across our Commonwealth who believe in faith, freedom, secure borders, strong families, and putting America first.

To every voter, volunteer, supporter, and friend who stood with our campaign -- thank you. Thank you for your prayers, sacrifice, encouragement, and belief in our mission. I will never forget the support you showed my family and me throughout this journey.

Over the course of this campaign, I had the privilege of meeting thousands of Kentuckians from every walk of life -- veterans, farmers, first responders, small business owners, workers, parents, and young people hopeful for the future of our nation. Your stories inspired me every single day.

The Navy SEAL Teams taught me that no mission is accomplished alone. Success requires trust, teamwork, discipline, and people willing to fight side by side for something greater than themselves. I saw that same spirit throughout this campaign, from the farms and small towns of Kentucky to the incredible grassroots team that poured their hearts into this race.

While yesterday was a victory worth celebrating, there is still much work to be done. The real mission begins now. I will fight every day to serve the people of Kentucky, support President Trump's agenda, strengthen our country, and never forget the trust you placed in me.

Thank you again for this incredible honor. I am ready to get to work.

May God bless each of you, the Commonwealth of Kentucky, and the United States of America 🇺🇸




The Nazi Podcasters are all coping and seething -- they had convinced themselves that they were Super-Duper-Influential but are now revealed to be fringe clowns who only influence each other.


Today is a humbling day for the Nazi Podcasters who sat inside their little bubbles and convinced each other they were kingmakers. I mean, "KonigsMachers."

The Nazi Karens are having SJW meltdowns.


Dana Loesch
@DLoesch

14h

When will politicians get it? Podcastistan isn't real life. Voters don't care about half-literate BS from barely-educated cable cast-offs who can't move the needle in elections to save their lives.


Bad Hombre @Badhombre

20h

4.63 million people live in Kentucky. There are 122 Israeli-born residents in the entire state. That is 0.0026%.

776,000 people live in KY-4. Less than 300 are voting-age Jews. That is 0.0387%.

No, neither Israelis nor Jews can swing an election in Kentucky despite what your favorite podcaster tells you.

Jessica Dalton 🇺🇸 @TheRemnantView · 14h Libertarians really thought they could stroll into a movement forged through the golden escalator days, January 6, watching people get railroaded, nonstop indictments, assassination attempts on Trump, and even Charlie being murdered, and somehow convince us to ditch Trump because Tucker or Massie told us to.

You wildly misunderstood the people you were dealing with. This movement didn't survive nearly a decade of political warfare just to get lectured by contrarians with podcasts and ego problems.

You thought MAGA was some shallow internet coalition that could be redirected with a few viral clips and "just asking questions" talking points. Turns out loyalty forged under pressure doesn't fold because a few libertarians suddenly think they're kingmakers.

Dan Bongino @dbongino

15h

Turns out that Jimmy, Dave, Igor, Ryan, and an assortment of Jew hating life-losers, disgruntled libs, sexual deviants, leg-humpers, drunks and failed comedians really aren't a great coalition for winning a conservative primary election IRL. Shocker.

We didn't ask for this ideological war, they did. And we finished it. Matter of fact, we didn't even invite them to this party.
They invited themselves. And then they shit in the punch bowl and now they're playing dumb as to why we threw their asses out.

Take your 1940s era agitprop bullshit and shove it up your ass. Or go back where you came from with your "river to the sea" terrorist friends. Those radical libs will welcome you back with open arms. Agitprop is their thing. It's their ONLY thing.

Thanks. Have a great rest of your day! And a big thanks to the real conservatives who saw through this bullshit.

-Dan

Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain

12h

Thomas Massie may have lost, but he can console himself with the knowledge that in 12 years he never passed a single bill or accomplished anything of note in Congress

The Highly Noted Conservatives of the North American Man-Boy Lincoln Project are very angry that this leading conservative voice will no longer be conservatively conserving conservatism:

The dwarfish Mexican homosexual Nazi is also very upset, and urges, for the seven hundredth time, his Mexican Homosexual Nazi Followers to vote for Democrats.

Joel Mowbray says that Massie knew he was going to lose for weeks -- and that he went full antisemite in the closing days not to gain voters, but to advertise his upcoming podcast.

Joel Mowbray

May 19

Thomas Massie knew he was going to lose -- and he accepted defeat before voting even started.

A man who believes he can win doesn't shun voters right before the election to bake pizzas for "influencers."

Let alone embracing a swastika-wearing Holocaust denier.

Or appearing the day before the election for an interview with Cenk Uygur & Ana Kasparian, who both openly despise the good, decent people of northern Kentucky.

No, Massie had long ago written off the idea of actually getting re-elected.

He was angling for his next career move before leaving his current job -- but "losing" in the primary was necessary for setting up his ability to not only follow, but maybe even exceed the post-government success enjoyed by MTG, Joe Kent, & Matt Gaetz.

Nothing is quite as certain for racking up a big audience and hefty payday like bashing Israel and the Jooos ad naseum.

Just ask Megyn Kelly. Or don't ask; she'll tell you, whether you care or not.

Whining about "Israel" is so lucrative that you can be omnipresent in Podcastistan and even Fox News despite having served jail time for leaking highly classified secrets. (See: Kiriakou, John.)

Heck, you can even be arrested & CONVICTED for attempting to molest underage girls TWICE -- and you can STILL make bank, ironically from the very people obsessed with "Epstein." (Here's looking at you, Scott Ritter.)

Massie knows all this.

Just like he knew he couldn't win a Republican primary in a deep MAGA district by running against Trump.

So it was all just a show.

All to set himself up for Life After Congress.

"Israel knocked me out of Congress, but they can't silence me!"

He'll make millions within the first 12 months after leaving office, which might come before year's end, of course.

And THAT is why Massie played things the way he did.

He played this race perfectly -- just not for, well, winning re-election.

But for his bank account and groupie count?

No one could have maximized the future on both fronts better than Massie just did.

So we have that to look forward to.

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