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July 06, 2005

Funny: Goldberg Nails "Al Gore, American Hero" NYT Op-Ed

A few weeks ago the idiots at the NYT published an op-ed from a Muslim woman living in Cambridge about the heroism of Al Gore. What heroism? Well, he'd handed to her the keys she'd left behind after walking away from a swanky Harvard-heavy gym. His brave gesture affirmed that she was "accepted" and "affirmed" by American society.

It was ripe for parody. But, being in the blog-funk I am, I couldn't find an angle. It should have been easy. But nothing's been easy lately.

Jonah Goldberg did, ripping this idiotic woman and the NYT editorial board a new one.

Thanks again to co-host Karol.

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