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July 25, 2005

A Genetic Test For Intelligence?

Claim: Most differences in IQ are due to two sequences of DNA

Good. Someone can prick my finger and find out I'm a genius. I'm so tired of the bother of those grueling on-line IQ tests with all those funny geometric shapes and strange words, or constantly having to argue with people how damn scary-smart I am.

In related news (kinda), pointy-heads say that blinking causes parts of your brain to actually turn off during each 100-150 milisecond snap of the eyelid.

Which is why, they say, we don't notice our own blinking. Which, you know, is pure ass, because after reading this article, I can't stop noticing my own blinking, and it's driving me a little bit batty.

Stupid pointy-heads.

posted by Ace at 05:11 PM

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