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July 11, 2005

Homo Cola -- When An Iced Toddy Just Isn't Gay Enough

I'm not kidding. It really is Homo Cola. Actually, it's "Homo Light" (a light soda?), and it's...

The best thing? In absolutely no way will this reinforce existing stereotypes about gays.

Well... except that each can of soda will be dressed in a little biker jacket and biker cap.

Thanks to Allah.


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