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July 16, 2005

Rove-Plame-Wilson Haiku Exhibition

Seems like LauraW and Dave from Texas started a haiku war without telling me:

Covert ops haiku

Valerie, you minx
I dare not breathe your secrets
C.I.A. vixen

Secret's safe with me!
And your neighbors, and your friends.
And the D.C. press--

No one else need know
What time you punch your time-card
nine-to-five ninja!

-- LauraW


Judith Miller said
my source must have been coerced,
why is he giggling?

-- Dave From Texas

My own:

Double-Oh Mom

Top secret mission--
Get young daughters to soccer practice
Codenames: Unicorn and Pretty Princess

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posted by Ace at 12:29 PM

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