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July 07, 2005

Al Qaeda Karl Rove: Attack Designed to Distract From Plame-Gate

From the DUmmies: It's so obvious, it's so transparent, no wonder the sheeple will buy it!:

Oh yes. This surely takes public attention away from Rove. Anyone that can't see that is either a fool or lying; this will be the news for days. Inbetween stories of Martha Steward and baby tigers with heart defects. This will certainly distract many people. And every little distraction helps the neocon monsters.

People, they still amuse me. They balk, fairly well lose their cookies, over the idea that our own government might have had ANYTHING to do with 911. They laugh loudly about conspiracy theories. Yet they fly immediately to the notion that it was a foreign "conspiracy" with ease.

And our government looking as corrupt as any on the planet. With the most resources. NO, they could never have had a hand it that. NO, they would never bomb another nation to reach their political ideals.

No, they'd never use napalm. Never torture prisoners. Never, never, never And NO, this particular conspiracy of bombings in England couldn't possibly have ANYTHING to do with the politics in America, never happen.

Funny. We do so much oil business with the Saudis, and yet still, people don't think our people could have had anything to do with 911. So sad.

Yeah, this will distract from Rove, in a big way.

Then follows a bunch of "You Go, Girl!'s"

But of course someone at DU dissents with this abject nonsense. Distracting from Plame-Gate? Why would terrorists want to do that?

No, a much more sober DUmmie has a much more plausible theory: American "Rovian" neocons hatched this plot themselves to distract from the Downing Street Memos.

If you'd struck the word "distract" from the leftist vocabulary for the past four years, what on earth would they have had to rant about?

Everything's a "distraction" to them from the One True Issue: We should be in power, goddamnit. Why are you all too stupid to understand that? Let's keep our eyes on the ball, Sheeple. Power. In. Our Hands. Stopping fucking about with these silly fictitious so-called "terrorist" related issues.

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