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July 19, 2005

Son Of A Bitch To The Extreme: Bridget Johnson Gets A Call About Her Pitch From A Producer Listening to Hoist The Black Flag

Yeahp... basically I started this moronblog as a backdoor into screenwriting.

Hasn't worked yet. For me.

But apparently someone you'd recognize working at a production company you most definitely have heard of contacted Bridget by email after the second break in the show about her pitch.

And yeah, that wasn't a coincidence. He was actually listening to the show.

So... all you guests out there who've been ducking us: Ace of Spades HQ (and Karol) gets results.

Oh, and, um, on the off-chance anyone in Hollywood is reading this stupid blog...

I'm sitting on a $300 million gross comedy. Send me an email for crying out loud. You're reading this moronblog, you can take the time to read a one-page pitch-sheet.


But cool news for Ms. Johnson. I hope she sells one of the scripts she pitched today.

PS: Margaret Cho, if you queer this for me, I swear I will come at you with the full fury of a saber-toothed retard, a prehistoric killing machine of oversized canines and an affinity for brightly-colored mismatched sneakers.

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