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December 20, 2018
ONT Dump
You know what? I'm late getting to this and almost all of the stories I had bookmarked for the ONT are bleh or negative (except this one, which is wonderful My Dad's Friendship With Charles Barkley. Sir Charles indeed). Besides, the Flames/Lightning hockey game is about to start, the best in the West vs the best in the East. Dare I hope this is a preview of the Cup finals? I hope so, we need revenge for the stolen Cup in '04.
So I'm just emptying my ONT pic folder in a big ole' picture dump. Enjoy.
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