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December 20, 2018

ONT Dump

You know what? I'm late getting to this and almost all of the stories I had bookmarked for the ONT are bleh or negative (except this one, which is wonderful My Dad's Friendship With Charles Barkley. Sir Charles indeed). Besides, the Flames/Lightning hockey game is about to start, the best in the West vs the best in the East. Dare I hope this is a preview of the Cup finals? I hope so, we need revenge for the stolen Cup in '04.

So I'm just emptying my ONT pic folder in a big ole' picture dump. Enjoy.


Die Hard1.jpg


Deadpica.jpg

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fatality.jpg

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chances-of-dying 21.jpg

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Generations.JPG

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Harry Potter.JPG

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holes.jpg

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I am groot.jpg

The Importance of Punctuation

No! more rape.jpg

boy syrup.jpg

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KFC.jpg

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lunatic.jpg

What do You Think of the ONT So Far?

Gay.jpg

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Memorial Day.jpg

We Interrupt These Pictures For a Riddle

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?


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Success.jpg

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Sin City.jpg

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spelling.jpg
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Smarter.jpg

Whelp. Mankind Had a Good Run

Tana.jpg

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ides of March.jpg

Tonight's ONT brought to you by celery:

Celery.jpg

Riddle Answer

Ask him to pronounce "unionized".

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