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December 07, 2018

Sentencing Memo on Michael Cohen Released; Claims Cohen Did Not Cooperate With Investigators, Recommends a "Substantial" Term of Imprisonment

Meanwhile, James Comey , wearing a lot of clown make-up, was just claiming that he cooperated fully with Congress except for all the times his lawyer ran interference for him. I'll put up a clip of that when it becomes available.

2. Does not start out well for Cohen pic.twitter.com/EFGQTahrbK
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018

4. "As set forth in the submission being filed by the SCO in 18 Cr. 850 (WHP), this Office understands that the information provided by Cohen to the SCO was ultimately credible and useful to its ongoing investigation."
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018

6. "Cohen only met with the Office about the participation of others in the campaign finance crimes to which Cohen had already pleaded guilty. Cohen specifically declined to be debriefed on other uncharged criminal conduct, if any, in his past."
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018

7. SDNY re Cohen: "A Substantial Term of Imprisonment Is Warranted"
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018

WOMP WOMP.

Reevaluating: Maybe "WOMP WOMP" isn't the right reaction. It seems prosecutors are looking to squeeze Cohen by threatening him with "substantial" jail time despite cooperation; they're going after him like gangbusters for "cooperation," or maybe just playing along with their narrative.

And I think Cohen's the kind of guy who will eventually read whatever script you put in front of him.

More, now From Mueller: The above stuff was filed by the Southern District of NY's attorney.

Now here's Mueller's filing:

9. Mueller's Office: "The government does not take a position with respect to a particular sentence to be imposed but submits that it is appropriate for any sentence of incarceration to be served concurrently."
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018

11. Mueller's office said Cohen lied to them as recently as August 2018 re Moscow project: "...When asked questions about the Moscow Project, Cohen provided false answers in what he later explained was an effort not to contradict his congressional testimony..."
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018

12. Cohen told the Special Counsel's Office that he lied about remarks re Moscow being spontaneous...that in fact he consulted with Trump prior to reaching out to the Russian government. pic.twitter.com/BrjiwtSDm3
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018

13. The Special Counsel's office reveals (generally) how Cohen has been helpful to their investigation. pic.twitter.com/7AiQwu001X
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018

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Anti-Israel Extremist Rashida Tlaib Received Stipend from George Soros, But Misrepresented That Monetary Support in Financial Disclosures \| Main \| Kevin Hart Forced Out as Oscars Host Over Shocking Discovery That He, as a Black Comedian, Has Deployed Jokes Involving the Word "Gay" In the Past » December 07, 2018 Sentencing Memo on Michael Cohen Released; Claims Cohen Did Not Cooperate With Investigators, Recommends a "Substantial" Term of Imprisonment Meanwhile, James Comey , wearing a lot of clown make-up, was just claiming that he cooperated fully with Congress except for all the times his lawyer ran interference for him. I'll put up a clip of that when it becomes available. 2. Does not start out well for Cohen pic.twitter.com/EFGQTahrbK — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018 4. "As set forth in the submission being filed by the SCO in 18 Cr. 850 (WHP), this Office understands that the information provided by Cohen to the SCO was ultimately credible and useful to its ongoing investigation." — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018 6. "Cohen only met with the Office about the participation of others in the campaign finance crimes to which Cohen had already pleaded guilty. Cohen specifically declined to be debriefed on other uncharged criminal conduct, if any, in his past." — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018 7. SDNY re Cohen: "A Substantial Term of Imprisonment Is Warranted" — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018 WOMP WOMP. Reevaluating: Maybe "WOMP WOMP" isn't the right reaction. It seems prosecutors are looking to squeeze Cohen by threatening him with "substantial" jail time despite cooperation; they're going after him like gangbusters for "cooperation," or maybe just playing along with their narrative. And I think Cohen's the kind of guy who will eventually read whatever script you put in front of him. More, now From Mueller: The above stuff was filed by the Southern District of NY's attorney. Now here's Mueller's filing: 9. Mueller's Office: "The government does not take a position with respect to a particular sentence to be imposed but submits that it is appropriate for any sentence of incarceration to be served concurrently." — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018 11. Mueller's office said Cohen lied to them as recently as August 2018 re Moscow project: "...When asked questions about the Moscow Project, Cohen provided false answers in what he later explained was an effort not to contradict his congressional testimony..." — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018 12. Cohen told the Special Counsel's Office that he lied about remarks re Moscow being spontaneous...that in fact he consulted with Trump prior to reaching out to the Russian government. pic.twitter.com/BrjiwtSDm3 — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 7, 2018 13. 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