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EMT 12/01/18 | Main | Thread before the Gardening Thread, December 1 [KT]
December 01, 2018

Weird News Dump

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I really am

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Mornin' Morons. Let's take a glimpse at a few stories that didn't get their due here at the AoSHQ this past week.


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  • Buying used shoes for your wife? Really.

  • Holy crap.

  • That didn't take long.

  • Adios cold cruel world.

  • There is a sucker born every minute.

  • The need for sword control. Or just another Florida story.

  • Martin Luther and Jello-Salad band are rolling over in their graves.

  • Sweat pants need built in holster.

  • No more lunch date with Jr. and his little friends.

  • The cost of love.

    Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. Please don't run with sharp objects. Please play well with others and no pulling the 'ettes ponytails.

    Have a great weekend!!!

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