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December 05, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"So, here's a question for all of you: What entity would you most like to see cease all operations, both print and online, and immediately disappear off the face of the earth? Would you rather it be The New York Times, Vox, Slate, The Huffington Post, Teen Vogue, National Review Online, or The Weekly Standard? No, you can't pick more than one."



This Would Explain A Lot:

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Not A Parody Account:


Also Not A Parody:





Fake, But Funny:

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"The Paolo Pup, he loves all zhe beetches, jes?"



Who Dese

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[Update:] Sorry for the confusion. My source said the dark-haired girl was Judi Dench, but that information is apparently wrong. As many of you morons guessed, it is Diana Rigg. My apologies.



AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Answered prayer and additional prayer requests:

11/27 Pooky’sgirl reports that Pooky got permanent job, pay raise and bonus. Two months after last medication adjustment feeling like old self again , She would like to thank the horde for their prayers.

12/3 TonyPete’s two youngest sons have finally secured meaningful permanent employment, Thanks be to God!

12/1 SunnyDee is healing well after her C-section, Grateful to God that her husband who is an alcoholic said that he won’t drink for five weeks. PRAYER REQUEST-that he be able to sleep, Giving up alcohol has affected sleep and that he make a decision to not drink after the new year as well and get into a 12 step program


Prayer requests:

10/31- Tonypete’s friend Steve has a rare kind of blood cancer with a bad prognosis. Please pray for healing.

10/31-Tim’s brother was hit by a car and is partially paralyzed and needs healing.

10/31-mpfs’ MS has progressed. Please keep her in prayer for healing and strengthening.

10/31- TonyPete’s friend Steve has a rare kind of blood cancer with a bad prognosis. Please pray for healing.

10/31-Tim’s brother was hit by a car and is partially paralyzed and needs healing.

10/31-mpfs’ MS has progressed. Please keep her in prayer for healing and strengthening.

11/3 Old Blue-Prayers for continued strengthening and healing after surgery- He is grateful for all the prayers and support from the horde.

11/4-Old dog in Mo, cyst on wife’s pancreas was benign but needs healing in other ways.

11/4-Rita V, friend of Red, in need of healing.

11/10-prayers for people affected by disastrous camp fire in CA

11/12-Fox2! reports that his brother is still having issues, including low hemoglobin and cognitive problems, which appear to be caused by some of the meds he is taking. Trying to find an apartment near the brother he is staying with now, for once he gets cleared to live on his own again.

11/12-Patrick in Ohio needs some prayers for my Sister In Law she was moved into Hospice

11/12-qdsteve has a nephew who entered the army and asked for prayers for him

11/14-Continued prayers for Laughing in Texas' wife who has completed one set of cancer treatments and will begin another, Prayers for complete healing.

11/14 Prayers for RickL tumor has grown and has second one in lung. Prayers for complete healing.

11/14 Voter mom concerned about layoffs in husband’s company. Also a number of other horde folks need jobs including Kallisto and Beverly.

11/16-Didn’t get name of poster (sorry!) but he asked for prayers of healing for Antonia, a three year old girl in Baton Rouge hospital. Has a serious skin disease that can cause disfiguration and death.

11/17-Cheribebe asks for “extra prayer boost from horde.” Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit.

11/23-Calm Mentor is going through a very difficult time right now. He is at his last bit of money. Support is appreciated through his new GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment

11/25-Shibumi continued recovery after surgery and comfort after death of her beloved cat.

11/26-Jim Sunk New Dawn asks for prayers for healing for his mechanic, Jeff, who is facing arterial surgery or may lose his leg.

11/27-Nurse Ratched asked for prayers of healing for 18 year old son who has issues with depression and isn’t talking.

11/27-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Dad has dementia. Mom had stroke. Mom’s dog died, Slap lost money on business he can no longer run and he needs a donor for a liver transplant.

11/27-Poster “tehDave” is having a really hard time now. Disabled, lost job because of mental health concerns. Needs healing so he can get a job.

12/2-SMH is very concerned about her daughter who has become a Wiccan and has cut contact with her mom. Will not let her children see SMH. May God work in all ways.

12/2-NorthernLurker- 11 months since dear wife Faye died. Worst year of life, Prayers for continued healing. Also needs job or business, sense of direction and vision and ambition in terms of future occupation.

12/2-Grammie Winger has been released from hospital. Had facial nerve damage from lupus flare up. Can’t move face or see out of right eye. Wearing eye patch as eye won’t close. Needs prayers for complete healing.


Prayers for Comfort after Death and Healing and strength for survivors:

11/7-Chilling the most, sister died. Keep family and friends in prayer for comfort and strength.

11/12-Tinfoilbaby’s nephew and uncle both died. Nephew died from massive coronary leaving wife and children. Uncle died within two months after getting cancer. Please pray for comfort and strength for TFB and other friends and family members of his uncle and nephew

11/24-AnosaurusWrecks sister died after recently being diagnosed with cancer. Prayer of comfort and strength for family and friends.

Farmer asked for prayers for his friend Sarah whose husband committed suicide

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

*Due to space constraints prayer requests will be removed after 5 weeks, unless updated. Please let me know. Please copy list and pray for earlier requests. Contact Fenelon at Fenelondirection18@gmail.com.

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