Ace of Spades HQ

« EMT 12/08/18 | Main | Thread before the Gardening Thread, December 8 [KT] »

December 08, 2018

Weird News Dump

Good morning Horde. The Meme above is to be printed off and hung by your work station, cube, desk, bench, etc. Definitely not meant for you in this open thread.

Let's take a look at a few stories that didn't their fair share of attention here this past week at the AoSHQ.

***

You wanna hang around for awhile?

Well, this will only work once.

He only had one job.

An unusual first date.

Christmas spririt can't fight City Hall.

Lookie here, a victory over City Hall.

Hey, that's not a Christmas tree.

Could bacon be in trouble?

Thinking about a roommate? Think again.

***

A typical Saturday morning, drink your drink of choice. Don't run with sharp objects, play well with others and be nice to the 'ettes.

Have a great weekend!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:31 AM

| Access Comments

Sponsored Content
Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries Woke Chicago Mayor Has Nasty Unconstitutional New Way to Keep Immigrants Out of Chicago You Won't Have Sheila Jackson Lee to Kick Around Any Longer (Except Just a Little Bit Longer) Liz Magill and the Chairman of Penn's Board of Trustees Resigns THE MORNING RANT: Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s Latest Religious Conversion & the Act of Choosing to Become a Christian Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 12/11/23 Daily Tech News 11 December 2023 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/10/23) Gun Thread: More Re-Runs Edition! Food Thread: Prime Ribs! Put A New Starter In The Jar! Absent Friends westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups	« EMT 12/08/18 \| Main \| Thread before the Gardening Thread, December 8 [KT] » December 08, 2018 Weird News Dump Good morning Horde. The Meme above is to be printed off and hung by your work station, cube, desk, bench, etc. Definitely not meant for you in this open thread. Let's take a look at a few stories that didn't their fair share of attention here this past week at the AoSHQ. * You wanna hang around for awhile? Well, this will only work once. He only had one job. An unusual first date. Christmas spririt can't fight City Hall. Lookie here, a victory over City Hall. Hey, that's not a Christmas tree. Could bacon be in trouble? Thinking about a roommate? Think again. * A typical Saturday morning, drink your drink of choice. Don't run with sharp objects, play well with others and be nice to the 'ettes. Have a great weekend!!! posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:31 AM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments Gref: "FYI, Houston does not have a City Manager. The May ..." It's me donna : "341 news from Gaza - IDF reports that unit-level s ..." jim (in Kalifornia): "280 Shiela Jackass Lee... YALE graduate. Of course ..." Tom Servo: "news from Gaza - IDF reports that unit-level surre ..." L - They don't have to outrun the bear, they only need to outrun us - for now: "286. If we had given up fossil fuels 10 years ago ..." Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher: "326 I've heard about three accounts of Hillary's b ..." rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u]: "What ever happened to old Tipper? I never would ha ..." DanMan: "sad irony...the entire medical center in Houston w ..." Divide by Zero [/i]: " [i]Also going around with lingering body odor sh ..." Biff Pocoroba : " I've heard about three accounts of Hillary's body ..." BurtTC: "Where is this "button" and is it easily accessible ..." rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u]: "Gore claimed, “It’s an abuse of the pu ..." Recent Entries Woke Chicago Mayor Has Nasty Unconstitutional New Way to Keep Immigrants Out of Chicago You Won't Have Sheila Jackson Lee to Kick Around Any Longer (Except Just a Little Bit Longer) Liz Magill and the Chairman of Penn's Board of Trustees Resigns THE MORNING RANT: Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s Latest Religious Conversion & the Act of Choosing to Become a Christian Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report — 12/11/23 Daily Tech News 11 December 2023 Sunday Overnight Open Thread (12/10/23) Gun Thread: More Re-Runs Edition! Food Thread: Prime Ribs! Put A New Starter In The Jar! Search Search this site: Polls! Polls! Polls! Real Clear Politics Rasmussen Reports Gallup Sabato/Crystal Ball Frequently Asked Questions What is the Deal with the Cowbell? Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"? The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick Primary Document: The Audio Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an Fckin' Hammer Top Top Tens Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really* Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type 2.64