Whew! Creepy Porn Lawyer Announces He Will Not Be Humiliated by Running For President and Being Totally Crushed

He's not running due to his "family's" concerns-- I assume this doesn't mean the wife he's divorced of the other wife he's dragging his heels on finalizing his divorce from.

"I do not make this decision lightly -- I make it out of respect for my family," Avenatti said Tuesday in a statement. "But for their concerns, I would run."

He also said he wanted to "spend more time with my domestic violence victims."

Speaking of Democrat presidential wannabes who put unwelcome hands on unwilling women, Joe Biden says he's obviously the most qualified to run for president.

At a book talk in Missoula, Montana, Monday night, former Vice President Joe Biden said he thinks he is the "most qualified person in the country to be president."

The Delaware native said his decision about a bid for the White House is coming in the next six weeks to two months. Biden's aides confirmed to ABC News that he thinks the most pressing issues the nation faces now -- foreign policy and helping the middle class -- are "in his wheelhouse."

"I know, as I said, that I'm called middle-class Joe," Biden said at an October rally for the midterms.

Joe Biden may call himself "middle-class Joe," but he molests women on an Elite level.

Touching.

posted by Ace of Spades at 04:09 PM

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