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December 22, 2018
Saturday Overnight Open Thread (12/22/18) Holiday Stuff Edition![]()
Guess what? A second Saturday night joke.
The Xmas Party
It's a modern tradition for Jewish people to eat at a Chinese restaurant on Christmas (and then go to the movies). You might have assumed that it's because Chinese restaurants are open on Christmas Day, and are less crowded when Christians are having a traditional meal at home. That's definitely part of it, but the custom has a specific history that goes back to 19th-century immigration patterns in New York City, when Jewish enclaves and Chinese enclaves were next to each other.
If you ever wanted your home to smell like delicious fried chicken for the Holidays, and lots of people apparently do, KFC has made your dreams come true with the KFC Firelog. Unfortunately, it's already sold out on their website. :(
Starting a steampunk band, taking up quad biking or deciding to jump out of a plane—ever since Canadian psychoanalyst Elliott Jaques coined the term "midlife crisis" in 1965, more and more 40-something men have claimed to have had one. Go out to the back yard, suck down some eggnog and enjoy a Swedish Torch. Sounds like a fun time.
Toe jam and tonight's Genius Award Winner. The 37-year-old from Zhangzhou, Fujian Province was admitted to the hospital after experiencing chest pains and coughing, the New Straits Times reported. And as it turns out, he was diagnosed with a severe pulmonary fungal infection.
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