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December 04, 2018

Students Search Their Roommates' Room Without Permission, Then Demand The Landlord Evict Her. Her Crime? Being from Alabama and Owning Guns.

Legal guns.

Oh -- and she also wore a MAGA hat once.

Her ratty thot roommates thought nothing of invading her privacy and knew that society as a whole would not only excuse their behavior, but defend it. And of course they were right.

But she's Privileged you guys.

She lost all rights to privacy and decency because she was white, from Alabama, and once wore a MAGA hat -- but that just shows how privileged she is.

"We discussed with Leyla that all of us are uncomfortable with having firearms in the house, and that their presence causes anxiety and deprives us of the quiet enjoyment of the premise to which we are entitled," the roommate wrote to [the landlord].

Pirnie said she feels her roommates violated her privacy and now they and her landlord are trying to violate her rights.

"A few weeks ago, I came back to my apartment from a weekend trip and was confronted by one of my roommates who asked if I had guns in the house," she told the Free Beacon. "After being told far too many lies to count, my roommates finally admitted that they searched my closet, under my bed, and all of my drawers in pursuit of finding my guns."

While she was given several different explanations for why the roommates entered and searched her room, the 24-year-old said she felt her political beliefs and where she is from played a significant role in the roommates' actions.

"When I asked them why they were in my room to begin with, they each came up with completely contradicting stories (none of which made any sense), but one comment struck me in particular: ‘We saw that you had a MAGA hat and come on, you're from Alabama… so we just kind of assumed that you had something,'" she said. "I asked why they didn't just call me and ask me before intruding. One of the girls responded that fear took over her body and she felt compelled to search my room until she found proof… I cannot make this up."

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Pirnie feels she's being punished for being a gun owner.

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"Not only is this a blatant violation of my privacy, but it's also a violation of my rights."

Certainly she would like to get away from these nasty thots, but the thing is: they're demanding she move out in the middle of exam season.

That... takes a lot of time and effort. Especially because there will be near zero rooms to let at this time of year.

And in further gun news -- Did you know no-talent former comedian Tom Arnold is very very smart?

No seriously, he is. He knows all sorts of facts, like the #Fact -- #GoogleIt that 80 percent of all gun owners shoot themselves or a family member.

Eighty percent.

Yeah that sounds ballpark accurate to me. I'm not gonna bother looking it up. Sounds close to what I would have guessed.


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