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August 10, 2007

Jet-Fuel Fire Can't Melt Steel... But A Hay-Fire Can!


Is that... steel I see twisted in the fiery wreckage of the hay-warehouse collapse?

I do believe it is.

I don't understand how this could possibly be... I have been assured that fire cannot melt steel, and that blacksmiths who have throughout history shaped heat-weakened iron and steel were in fact using Elf-Magic to do so.

And yet... here we have bent and fallen steel.

Were there some malicious Elves around for this one, weaving their steel-bending dark magic?

Thanks to Bill, who appears to be another Canadian iceback. Damn it all, what the hell is going on?

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