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August 12, 2007

1-800-Busted (Kat-Missouri)


When you're caught cheating, don't blame it on the flower guy.

For our male/female challenge of the evening:

What's Your "Busted" Moment

(you, your ex or your friend...spill it)

I'll start...one day...at band camp...


I was dating this guy Andy (I know, the name itself says "teh ghey"). He was in IT developing and managing networks.

He was new to town (so I thought) so I took him around with me and all my friends to all the hottest clubs. I introduced him to everyone I knew. After six weeks of being inseparable, he calls me on a Friday and says that there is an emergency at work and he can't make it for our date.

I think nothing of it.

I go out with a bunch of friends to one of our usual night spots. All night long, people are asking me where Andy is. About two hours later, one of our guy friends shows up and asks me if I was broke up with Andy. When queried as to his query, he says he thinks he just saw him at one of the other night clubs he had just left with some other woman.

I'm not ready to jump to any conclusions because he says "I think".

So, a few hours later, contemplating the bizarreness of that earlier query, I arrive home to find one of my other friends parked in front of my apartment.

She starts out, "Kat...don't be mad..." which had me mad right away since I knew the only reason she was there is because Sean had been right, Andy was at a club with some other chic.

You know, most cheaters are stupid. He took his "other" girlfriend to a club I had introduced him to. One of my friends saw him there and called another friend who was at home. She promptly got dressed, drove to the club and discovered him kissing some older blonde chic. My friend, being a good friend, grabbed his beer, dumped it on his head and drove straight to my place to wait and tell me in person.

He never called again.

Lesson #1: Never date a guy named "Andy"
Lesson #2: If you are going to cheat, don't take your "other" date to e same club you and your first frequent, the bartender and bouncers know her by name and you have routinely met and chatted with a number of regulars there.

Unless, of course, you wanted to get caught.

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