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August 30, 2007
The Great Beer Heist: Naked Guy Dances The Wiener-Hula As Distraction In Theft of Single Case of Beer
"You want some of this?" he sexily offered the clerk.
It's old. I did all this and more back in 2004.
Life imitates the Ace of Spades Lifestyle ™.
Related: Dude arrested for masturbating naked... while driving.
Key detail: "hands covered in vaseline."
Another key detail: "on his way to visit his mother."
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Recent Entries
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/2/21)
Re-Education Camp Cafe: Baby Bunnies Edition
The Spectator: Evidence Suggests That China Has Kompromat on Joe Biden (Zhou Bai-Dan)
The Biden Administration Is Feeding Garbage -- Undercooked Food Which Makes People Literally Sick -- to the Troops They've Summoned to Occupy the Capital
Governor Greg Abbot Orders Texas to Open Up 100%, With No Masks, on March 10th
Quick Hits
Former Communist and CIA Director John Brennan: I'm Increasingly Ashamed to be a White Male
Mitt Romney Knocked Unconscious, Suffers Black Eye
A Third Woman Charges Andrew Cuomo With Unwanted Sexual Attention
Northeaster Virginia School District Now Bans Dr. Seuss for Having... "Racial Overtones"
Re-Education Camp Cafe: Baby Bunnies Edition
The Spectator: Evidence Suggests That China Has Kompromat on Joe Biden (Zhou Bai-Dan)
The Biden Administration Is Feeding Garbage -- Undercooked Food Which Makes People Literally Sick -- to the Troops They've Summoned to Occupy the Capital
Governor Greg Abbot Orders Texas to Open Up 100%, With No Masks, on March 10th
Quick Hits
Former Communist and CIA Director John Brennan: I'm Increasingly Ashamed to be a White Male
Mitt Romney Knocked Unconscious, Suffers Black Eye
A Third Woman Charges Andrew Cuomo With Unwanted Sexual Attention
Northeaster Virginia School District Now Bans Dr. Seuss for Having... "Racial Overtones"
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