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August 30, 2007

The Great Beer Heist: Naked Guy Dances The Wiener-Hula As Distraction In Theft of Single Case of Beer

"You want some of this?" he sexily offered the clerk.

It's old. I did all this and more back in 2004.

Life imitates the Ace of Spades Lifestyle ™.

Related: Dude arrested for masturbating naked... while driving.

Key detail: "hands covered in vaseline."

Another key detail: "on his way to visit his mother."



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