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August 15, 2007
Moron-Appreciation Humpday
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MWAAA HA HA HAAA! You'll never prove it was me!
ASHLAND, Ky. - An out-of-work sub-atomic psychokinetic fissionist accused of being the "Duct Tape Bandit" has gotten into a sticky situation. The man, who had his head cleverly wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity, walked into a liquor store on Friday, Ashland police said.
Shamrock Liquors store manager Bill Steele, though quaking with terror in the presence of this diabolical genius, had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that inexplicably sent the brilliant fiend fleeing.
"I didn't know he was trying to rob us. I just looked at him and knew I needed to hit him with the club," remarked Steele.
I may have taken some liberties with the text.
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