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August 13, 2007

I think I found the perfect pet! [eddiebear]

Well, let's rundown possible pets.
Cats? My wife is allergic to them. So, with apologies to LauraW, no dice.
Dogs? I like dogs, but the retired greyhound I had wound up shitting all over my house and developed a kidney and liver problem. With a child in tow, I doubt I am up for the vet charges again.
Turtles? I had three of them as a child. They were awesome, especially when it was live goldfish in the tank feeding day. But I get the feeling The Missus is not cool with that whole salmonella thing.
Rabbits? Who cares?!?
I think I found the ultimate pet! One that is unique, and fits the AoS Lifestyle (tm):
An Obscenity Spewing Bird!

And what's the topper? The fact a feces flinging monkey caused the tirade.

What could be better?


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