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August 16, 2007

For America-Hating, Padilla-Supporting Liberals On This Dark Day

DU, DKos (The New Political Center of America ™), HuffPo, and sundry other jagoffs are well-nigh drenched in hot Che-Che tears over the conviction. They are brave enough to show their love for America by supporting its enemies who would kill Americans.

Those who love America show it by denigrating and beating the shit out of her at every opportunity. Call it the Ike Turner school of patriotism.

Well, I'm all about reconciliation. Perhaps a bit of sympathetic melody would help take away the sting?

I think so. I was going to go with Ray of Light because I thought liberals might need the emotional boost from that synthwhore classic, but I fear that such a bouncy, exuberant bit of electroskank might be interpreted the wrong way.

Like, baiting or something. Which is certainly not my intent.

So instead I offer them this. It's dark, it's sad, it's haunting.

Just like Jose Padilla's gorgeous brown eyes.

Enjoy.

Courage.


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