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Beauchamp dispatch exhibition [someone]No day at Ace of Spades HQ is complete without making fun of the deepprofound mindthoughts of Scott Thomas Beauchamp and his New Republic enablers. So, as suggested by Will last night, here's a chance to see what almost happened... Top Ten Rejected Scott Thomas Dispatches Draft #10 (geoff): Cook spilled some soup on the floor - I had to clean it up. Draft #9 (Stashiu3): Buddy lights wrong end of cigarette and subsequent flare-up singes his eyebrow. Draft #8 (geoff): Had a summer landscaping job. Damn sprinklers kept spraying me. Draft #7 (geoff): Nicked myself shaving this morning. Damned disposable razors! Draft #6 (kat-missouri): I cut my knuckle on the Bradley's oil pan. Luckily, I had some Sponge Bob band-aids that Elspeth sent me in my pocket. I told Elspeth that story and she sent me a single left hand glove with Sponge Bob on it to give to the little boy next time we are out. Elspeth is my muse of endless bleating mindthoughts pouring from the sick kaleidescope of my chrystal balls. I think the war has finally made me depraved enough for Elspeth to let me fornicate with her when I get back from the soul deadening war.
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