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August 29, 2007

A Catchphrase Is Born: "I Have A Wide Stance"

People are already mocking this defense of Craig's. Bruce writes to say:

(1) I predict that will become a staple punchline on late-night television for years to come.

(2) I used a bathroom at an airport yesterday. It's pretty impossible to have a wide stance when your pants are down around your ankles -- so was Craig lying about his 'wide stance' or did he still have his pants all the way up? And if so, then why was he sitting on a toilet?

Ummm.... that's a pretty good question.

Maybe he had his pants all the way off.

Though I guess that's not a very good explanation either.



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